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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:47

Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are reasons you couldn't be a kpop idol?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
—
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
I replaced my notes app with ChatGPT — here’s how it upgraded my productivity - Tom's Guide
No way
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Diablo II: Resurrected Ladder Season 11 Coming Soon - Blizzard News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
CNN interrupted for devastating Elon Musk news amid Donald Trump showdown - Irish Star
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Child falls overboard from Disney cruise ship - TheStreet
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...