What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

“NASA’s Ambitious Venture Unveiled”: A Groundbreaking $488 Million Mission With a New Telescope Set to Revolutionize Space Data - Rude Baguette

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are reasons you couldn't be a kpop idol?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

I replaced my notes app with ChatGPT — here’s how it upgraded my productivity - Tom's Guide

No way

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Diablo II: Resurrected Ladder Season 11 Coming Soon - Blizzard News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

CNN interrupted for devastating Elon Musk news amid Donald Trump showdown - Irish Star

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Child falls overboard from Disney cruise ship - TheStreet

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...